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Anyone ever see that one movie?


How's Tumblr been? I've been away for far too long!


It's all hot and shit.

My junk’s all sweaty and shit.


my boyfriend seems to think that once i start birth control that it will be okay to have sex without a condom

kkruger:

allieck:

kkruger:

allieck:

kkruger:

NO, IT IS NOT, OKAY?

it’s not, it’s really not.

seriously, this is how his last girlfriend got pregnant and then had a miscarriage. dnw to get into the story but i dont want to blackmail him with it but i think thats the only way to do it :|

I just don’t understand how he can even think that! Yes, birth control makes the chances less possible - but not by much at all. Just always always always use a condom please :)
I suggest spermicidal by Trojan

that is what we use actually :)

they smell kinda funky at first and i was worried one of us would have a reaction to the spermicide (mostly me because my skin reacts to everything) but everything is all good

lol sex talk on tumblr

I AM 12 WHAT IS THIS

Condoms are the alternative to sex. Birth control is 99.9% effective.

Via play crack the sky!






cheynesaw:

humanvise:

Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Wilson the Volleyball

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHA

LOVE  YOU LGG

Reblog due to the amount of sense it makes.


Brand New never fails to amaze me.


oh shit its two in the morning already

kkruger:

atleast i got shit done

YES, INCLUDING HOMEWORK

btw new itunes and your LOL REQUIRING SAFARI plz suck my dick. good day, sir.

Use Songbird!

http://www.getsongbird.com/download/

Via play crack the sky!
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